#I had to

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...Presumably if you delve too deep into this forbidden knowlege you end up summoning this little fucker:

learning music theory taking me places i don't feel safe in

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from bretman rock's insta story xdxddd

[nataliescatorccioapologist]

Happy birthday to icon Sophie Nelisse!🫶💕

[anna-kitsun3]

So.

I had to

- I don't think Stan would actually put something this heavy on the kids. When during A tale of two Stan's when he's sleeping in his car he just goes, "Awe yeah, i was doin GREAT"

But I still had to

[ar-ghilas-vir-banal]

“WOULD YOU STOP IT?!”

“Rook, please believe me when I say that of the two of us, this is far more jarring for myself at this precise moment.”

“Oh poor thing: I really don’t appreciate you making the Inquisitor moan like that when I’m trying to sleep. Why didn’t you dissolve this?!”

“In my defense, I was a little preoccupied with binding myself to the Veil and- yes, Vhenan. Ah. She says hello.”

“Oh, uh, hi. Hope you’re… having a good time over there. Solas could you please just… get rid of it? I really could do without… more of this. Doubt your Vhenan wants the way she sounds when you’re in pound town to be overheard either.”

“Actually she is somewhat amused by the situation.”

“… you’re both awful.”

“Very amused.”

“So…?”

“Oh, I cannot. It will simply have to run its course. Once the platelets of your blood that were in your body when I formed the bond have been discarded, then it should have faded on its own.”

“… and how long will that take?”

“Roughly? Anywhere from one to two months.”

“Mythal’enaste.”

“My condolences… mmm… Vhenan, you know they can… ah, I see. In that case…”

“Oh no… no please don’t start up again!”

“I can muffle the connection for a bit, but… ah… sleeping will make you… vulnerable.”

“Stoooop, ew please… Solas? Hello? Oh thank whoever. Eugh…”

Did Solas ever release Rook from that mind connection thing or do we think they occasionally bump into each other when Rook sleeps and it scares the shit out of both of them

[sadgayeddie]

denial4denial now on abc

[letsbealone-together]

[extrashortshorts]

...right???

can't belive zeff instantly tried to seduce the marine admiral to cover up for his oun son

→

[precambrian-sea-pancake]

“That’s it, You’re in time out! Get in the jar!”

“This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!”

Ares being placed into a jar will never not be funny to me

[melodystep]

moonposting

[sealsdaily]

Today's Walrus Is:...Not A Fairy?

[wishfulsketching]

I finished my quick young Silco art thing

[krembovanil]

No one dies? Really?

I've been on a sports anime binge for the last month and I'm reminded of why I will always love sports anime better than any other kind of anime.

1) Male dominated cast like most anime but at least there's a justification for it. Also, barring a few exceptions, there's more fanservice for women than men since it's a bunch of sweaty guys in locker rooms, with like one token female manager here and there. feminism.

2) Male dominated relationships but it's fine because it's justified. Also gives them the opportunity to be gay as fuck, and it's justified because sports are gay as fuck. gay rights.

3) no goddamn love subplots because it's sports, goddamnit. fuck your romance subplots. we ball.

4) it's an action story without stupid dimension warping world breaking super powers that get yanked out of someone's ass when the author writes himself into a corner. now they still pull shit out of their asses but at least it's just some new dumbass pass or whatever.

5) no one fucking dies, they just lose the game and come back to narrate the next game.

6) because it's centered around sports, there's no threat of the author running out of ideas or fucking up their plot by going the wrong way. you either do the tournament arc or character development. either way, it's hard to fuck up.

also addendum: I love character focused stories more than anything. sports anime might focus on the sport but it's also very much about the characters and their relationships to each other and the sport.

so.

< sports anime >

built better. I'm not taking questions or comments at this time.

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caitlyn and vi's kiss ♥️

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